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An up-incoming country led by an Emperor known as Patrick. This land thrives off willing communism, and the people believe that the Emperor is awesome. All crimes committed against the throne are treated with the utmost care (torture). Applications for citizenship is open and free to all.
Person 1: Hey did you hear that new country, Patmolia just got created?
Person 2: No way, isn't that the country that advertised a happy dictatorship?
Person 1: Yeah, it's also so small you can't find it on the map.
Person 2: Yikes.. Let's go check it out.
by pizza_makes_me_yawn May 23, 2018
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