pixie tits's definitions

mingivitus

Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing.

"Doctor, my flange is kiling me, I think I have got mingivitus"

by pixie tits January 27, 2006

bingo bum

Unclean sherrif's badge resulting in brown stains on pale upholstery. Resemble the marks made by bingo markers but smell worse.

I had to buy a brown couch as my husband suffers from bingo bum.

by pixie tits January 27, 2006