10 definitions by pirate suite

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by pirate suite October 9, 2006

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by pirate suite January 21, 2008

Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.

Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.

by pirate suite April 24, 2007