phucker's definitions

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 30, 2007

pud knucker

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

candy bar

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

by Phucker January 17, 2007