Smut Face

One who possesses the face of a smut: Hookers, Homie Hoppers, Hoes
Guy1: Yo that bitch look like she would top it off ASAP.

Guy2: Word... She got that smut face.
by Phillup Onya February 27, 2012
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Toilet Marriage

When one is sits upon the toilet seat for to long and get s up to find they have a giant red ring around their ass, somewhat resembling a wedding band.
Dude I had the runs real bad and I ended up having a toilet marriage.
by phillup onya March 09, 2010
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