Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.
Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!
by pfc. Snowball March 01, 2009
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