Definitions by pete paverton

QUEEF 

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

QUEEF by pete paverton January 5, 2008

ShitStain 

a complete fool, jack-ass, lazy, weak, or an all around deplorable individual. someone of an incredibly poor nature only completing the minimal amount of required effort for anything, a pathetic person who looks of a unapproachable manner.

Jim is such a fat pig-boy that everything around him turns into a giant shitstain. andrew is a weak pathetic shitstain of a person. nate is such a shitstain, he left work 5 hours early and the last hour of being at work he ran a meeker lay down.

ShitStain by pete paverton January 5, 2008