pepito the mexican astronaut's definitions

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

immo

imitation, particularly with reference to bootleg or counterfeit items

I went to buy Mighty Beanz at the store, but they only had immo ones.

by pepito the mexican astronaut July 27, 2011

Pachoing

The characteristic sound made by a ricochet or glancing blow

The ball went pachoing as it bounced off his head into goal

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 11, 2009