pentozali's definitions

Rootool

A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.

That Rootool won't be able to stand up to a Rock Type!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Internexium

A mythical substance that you take to relieve the pain of not finding what you're looking for on the Internet.

I've been looking for information on one of the musicians in Dedale on the Internet and I can't find anything. Will someone please give me some Internexium?

by pentozali October 4, 2007

fingdom

Small rubber cone placed on a finger to help you turn pages easier in a document or book, from FINGer + conDOM.

I have to check through this 100-page batch here for a voucher. Sandra, do you have any fingdoms, please?

by pentozali October 18, 2007

execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

oomby

Zit; plural is "oombies". Pronounced with short "oo" as in "book".

I stood in front of my mirror, popped a big oomby, and pus shot out over the glass.

by pentozali October 26, 2013

mouthpiss

The disgusting smell you encounter on the mouthpiece of a woodwind or brass wind instrument if you haven't washed it soon after you've removed it from the instrument. Often accompanied by bits of food and decayed tooth particles that you have to scrape off with your fingers.

Ugghhh, this clarinet reed has mouthpiss on it. It stiiiinnnnkkkksss!

by pentozali October 3, 2010