half mongrel

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

by Penis Master July 28, 2003

penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master September 01, 2003

piss fat

The erection one has in the morning hours.

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.

by Penis Master July 28, 2003