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snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
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