patrick star's definitions

fart

to fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

by patrick star May 28, 2003

Caleb

A cheating cunt that only thinks with there dick, shouldn’t date a Caleb or he will sleep with a pig nose bitch. Someone who as more forehead wrinkles then your grandmother

Pig nose bitch: he was just really nice and I told him he had a gf but that didn’t stop him.

The gf: your a stupid bitch

Caleb: I’m so sorry baby I’ll be the best bf ever x.

by Patrick star July 16, 2019

wombo

a word I made up on SpongeBob, not sure what it means

I wombo,you wombo,he she me,wombo. The study of wombology.

by Patrick Star April 23, 2003

gangsta

Khanh is the definition of gangsta, period.

Gangsta shanks people who use her glue sticks in spanish class, watch out motha fucka!

by Patrick Star July 28, 2008