Definitions by paraquatman

Scrochhi 

When the scrotum is red, irritated and itchy. Sometimes there may be flaking of skin involved.

Hey Bernie. I got a case of the scrochhi. That sucks use the salve.

Scrochhi by paraquatman January 20, 2021

Cortney 

A woman who is half blind and wears thick glasses which can also be used to burn anthills. She’s sweet and kind but just kinda blind

Did you see that. Nope got my Cortney eyes on

Cortney by paraquatman June 21, 2019

Glusak 

The unfortunate act of your scrotal tissue sticking to the side of your leg after a warm hot day. The problem with the glusak is that it hurts when the scrotal tissue is peeled away from the offending thigh(s).

Tim: Man I just got done playing football and now my sack is stuck to my leg.

Robert: Sounds like you got a glusak

Glusak by paraquatman August 21, 2010