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Chode

(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with Chodé, the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

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(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

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