by Paddymac August 31, 2006

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.
Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
by paddymac September 11, 2009

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
by paddymac August 25, 2009
