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cementia
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The
mental
fog
experienced after hitting your
head on
a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.
Running
on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a
state
of cementia on the hasty
slick
soled shoe wearing window shopper.
cementia
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ovsooner
October 4, 2017
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distractula
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An easily
distracted
blood
sucker
with no regard for
anything
other than themself
The distractula quickly rummaged
account
to
account
looking for
anything
that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.
distractula
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ovsooner
September 29, 2017
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