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cementia
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The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a
hard
surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard
door
, or other
hard
surface.
Running
on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a
state
of cementia on the hasty
slick
soled shoe wearing window shopper.
cementia
by
ovsooner
October 4, 2017
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distractula
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An easily distracted blood
sucker
with no
regard
for
anything
other than themself
The distractula quickly rummaged
account
to account looking for
anything
that might be of
value
in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.
distractula
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ovsooner
September 29, 2017
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