otaku killer's definitions

Hentai

Anime pictures and films of naked women and naked women engaging in explicit hardcore sex in basically every orifice. What the Wapanese and the otaku have a fetish for because they can't score with a real life woman.

Wapanese typically sit around in their filthy apartments masturbating to internet hentai.

by otaku killer May 12, 2003

tifa

What the Wapanese fanboys who own a SONY Playstation masturbate to, because they can't get a date with a REAL girl.

Wapanese: OMG Tifas boobz r all over teh screen & I can almost see her pantiez wen she bends over *fap* *fap* *fap*

by otaku killer August 24, 2003

haiku

A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.

Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.

by otaku killer May 12, 2003

tentacle rape

A type of adult anime or hentai which features characters (stereotypically and disturbingly young females) getting sexually violated by penis-shaped tentacles of a demon or mollusk or malfunctioning machine. Usually the tentacles produce an impossible amount of semen, and in some cases, the victim is fucked to death. How somebody can create or even get off on that shit is beyond all known logic.

Wapanese otaku are known to masturbate furiously to tentacle-rape hentai pics.

by otaku killer September 2, 2003

fanboys

Plural for fanboy. People who are obsessed with one thing and try to model their lives around that one thing. Examples are furries, anime fanatics, and Megatokyo readers.

Wapanese are examples of fanboys.

by otaku killer October 9, 2003

otaku

A non-Japanese person who has an unhealthy obsession with anime or manga. See zealot, Wapanese, fanboy.

by otaku killer June 23, 2003

yellow fever

A mental disease that afflicts the Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at lest reading about it.

An Asian-American girl was harassed by some psycho who had a bad case of yellow fever. Fortunately, she had a can of Mace(tm) in her purse and did not hesitate to use it on him.

by otaku killer September 28, 2003