orangesoda's definitions
A large, curly haired faggot, who loves to fuck. He tells jokes all day, but cant take anything seriously. He has no compassion for others. He's a druggy, mostly the seller, but he lives his life to the fullest, while it's still lasting. He's incredibly sexy, despite being hidden amongst the crouds..
by OrangeSoda March 9, 2012
Get the Jack Myersmug. A female version of a doodguy. Uggs, huge sunglasses, chewing gum, and orange tans are exemplary of this type of girl.
This gaggle of dazzles just walked passed me in the Student Center, all of them on their cell phones arguing with their boyfriends and listening to iPod shuffles.
by orangesoda January 20, 2007
Get the dazzlemug.