Definitions by optimus dick

frosty claw 

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage

frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical

frosty claw by optimus dick August 25, 2009

landenburger 

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

landenburger by optimus dick August 25, 2009