Definitions by one groovy chick

stressticles 

Boy related stress. (Stress + Testicles= Stressticles).

OMG he just sent me a dick pick! I can feel the stressticles coming on.

stressticles by one groovy chick May 18, 2016

Uncle Smirny 

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"

Uncle Smirny by one groovy chick May 18, 2016

lesbiscale

A scale girls use to define how gay they are.

"I mean, I'm not bi, but I'm not straight. I reckon I'm about a 3 on the lesbiscale,"

lesbiscale by one groovy chick May 18, 2016