Definitions by numbnut

Britonous Syndrome 

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds

“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”

Britonous Syndrome by numbnut March 10, 2019

Marlettnophobia 

The fear of yardsticks.

“Are you scared of any thing?”
“Yeah, I have Marlettnophobia...”

Marlettnophobia by numbnut January 30, 2019