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Definitions by not tellin ass hole

monkey foozle 

The art to foozle (fuck) or masterbate inside of. Or to shove something in or up a monkey!!
"have u ever done a monkey foozle"??

"NO!! i will tomorrow"

shit shanker 

The art of or to shit shank, shank over a shit or to be have shit all over you as you are the shank

pudding packer 

to pack pudding or shove it up your or someones ass, then to replace pudding with shit, poo, crap, donkey brownies or fuck rubbish.

turkey testicle tickler 

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??