2 definitions by not false

chicago shits

a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.

Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"

Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."

by not false November 26, 2007

fart juggler

a man of douchebaggery nature who passes gas and makes a juggling motion to get the smell of his wind to his open nostrils

Man, Kurts a real fart juggler he loves his own scent.

by not false November 26, 2007