Definitions by nosraC

LWAC 

Acronym for: Laughing While Also Crying

I'm a depressed alcoholic, but my friends still try to cheer me up by telling jokes. All they get out of me is a couple minutes of LWAC.

LWAC by nosraC November 26, 2013

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

Ostrich Strangler by Nosrac October 2, 2006