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Nalysie

Very kind, caring, and understanding, while also managing to be so unbelievably violent and homicidal that it's slightly concerning. Funny motherfucker who definitely wants me dead, Nalysie is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet - while also being one of the most worrying. She's a great friend and has an excellent sense of humour, and her name will never ever save in your phone. There's a good chance you'll never actually call her by her real name and instead go with Analysis and Nalisieisuese. In general, she's unbelievably funny, dangerously murderous, and genuinely kind. Sometimes.

me: hi nalysie

nalysie: i want you dead

me: hey nalysie, how are you?
nalysie: i would be better if you weren't here rn. leave.

me: okay love you too
nalysie. no.

by northoen November 24, 2021