1 definition by noone likes mitch
Mitch or Mitchell
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
"get it on the hands cal (in other words, "hand ball it to me cal")
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
by noone likes mitch September 13, 2008