nom de plumpaperback writer's definitions

bleet

An indignant and blameful tweet. Typified by those posted by President Trump.

Prsident Trump's latest bleet attacks Fake News organizations.

When will my ex stop bleeting on me?

by nom de plumpaperback writer June 28, 2017

bitchnipple

A frustrating or maddening or negative or personally threatening person, situation, or condition for which there is no easy or obvious escape, solution, or resolution.

This relationship has become a real bitchnipple.
My boss is the biggest bitchnipple ever.
Sorry to hear it, that's a real bitchnipple .
Flat tire, no spare, no service, middle of nowhere - now that's a bitchnipple!

by nom de plumpaperback writer June 26, 2017

wafflewind

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.

God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

by nom de plumpaperback writer July 29, 2019