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Fucted

Technical term for something that is broken/buggered. From the acronym FUCT - Failed Under Continuous Testing

The phone was well and truly fucted after being dropped onto a tiled floor for the 13th time in under an hour.

by nobody cares November 5, 2020

Useless

You.

You are so useless

by Nobody cares June 9, 2023

womble

theatre technician with lazy attitude and dirty mind

what did he do at skl? he was a womble

by nobody cares December 14, 2004

Whic

An attempt to spell which while typing too fast. SLOW DOWN YOU DAMN IDIOT! In all seriousness it's just a spelling mistake.

Person 1: Whic dog should I get?
Person 2: Which? And the Pomeranian.

by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

elzabeth

You wanted to remove the third letter of your name and your name is Elizabeth.

Person one: hey what's your name without the third letter?
Person two: Elzabeth.

by Nobody cares January 2, 2023

girl in red

Lesbian + queen + girlboss + my fav female singer
if you listen to girl and red you arent straight.

Person 1) Hey do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2) Yeah why?
Person 1) So ur lesbian?
Person 2) Uhm yeah?

Person 1) Same.

by Nobody cares October 8, 2023

November Scorpio

Ok I may be a bit biased because i am one, but we are fucking awesome. We are a bit mean and manipulative at times though.

Person 1) Yeah, im dating a november scorpio.
Person 2) Arent they mean?

Person 1) Yeah. But i like that.

Person 3) Get the fuck away from me.

Person 1) No.

by Nobody cares September 24, 2023