Definitions by no, the other guy

Vegetarian 

Contrary to popular belief, the word "Vegetarian" refers to individuals who have proudly given Vegeta a blowjob. Therefore, Vegetarians are actually quite fond of meat.

You're the first person I've ever met who wasn't a vegetarian.

Vegetarian by no, the other guy January 7, 2012

Leukemia Skywalker 

Coined by the show "American Dad", an overly offensive way of calling a remarkably young person prematurely bald. Generally used as an insult, but not used to describe people who shave their heads.

Steve Martin was bald at an incredibly young age, so it isn't unlikely that he is, in fact, Leukemia Skywalker in disguise.

Leukemia Skywalker by No, the other guy October 19, 2010