skeet

to ejaculate and blow your load

i skeeted all over your moms ass

by Nick March 19, 2005

Literall translation: "end yourself". Used most commonly on Internet Message Boards.

Would you please </yourself>

by Nick December 23, 2003

Brace

A rich person who claims to be poor. Normally skanks drinks off others and claims to be skint all the time.

Argh man im really skint and cant go out.

by Nick March 22, 2004

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 07, 2003

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 21, 2004

positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

by nick April 23, 2005

Awesomer

Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".

I'm awesomer.

This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.

Your armpits are anything but awesomer.

by Nick August 09, 2004