2 definitions by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy"

a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.

the strongest muscle in the human body.
my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.
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when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.
i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.
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