someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 06, 2020

corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

by nicholas is in a cage July 03, 2020