ncdubmixer's definitions

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

tivo timezone

A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.

Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.

by NCdubmixer January 4, 2010

chew-boxers

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.

A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.

by NCdubmixer July 24, 2009