Definitions by ncdubmixer

chew-boxers 

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.

A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.

chew-boxers by NCdubmixer July 24, 2009

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

ass kiss rodeo by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

chewy shorts 

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

chewy shorts by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009