5 definitions by nasty john

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.
“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”
by nasty john July 21, 2023
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The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.
My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”
by nasty john July 21, 2023
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To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.
Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”
by nasty john July 21, 2023
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A silly, little guy! With a silly, little face!
“Awwwe! Look at the Bingdly Bop!”
by nasty john August 2, 2023
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Hit cartoon villain ‘Him’ is definetly a homosexual!!
by nasty john September 4, 2023
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