nastina's definitions

carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.

oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

video-ho

A video-ho is the bitch with no morals shaking her bedunkadunk in a thong on a video.

music video lover 1: "I like to watch 'Uncut' at midnight, because I love watching girls with thier asses blurred out!"
music video lover 2: "Oh, yes! You gotta love them
video-hos!"

by nastina June 11, 2006

tunaboat

A big ole grody stinky fat slut.

"Oh no that fattie isnt trying to wear a belly shirt.What a nasty tunaboat!"

by Nastina September 1, 2005

did a fergie

Somebody has 'done a fergie' when they piss themselves in public, like Fergie from the black eyed peas did live, on stage in San Diego August 2, 2005.

"Haha! Did you google 'fergie wets pants'? How fucken disgusting!!!!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.

"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

manicure

getting your nails done.Mani means hands and cure means to make better, so, manicure.

"My nails are all nubby, so my bf gave me $30 to get a fiberglass manicure"

by Nastina August 31, 2005

mani-pedi

The act of getting a manicure and a pedicure at the same time.

"My friend gets mani-pedis all the time, but I refuse to demean some poor woman by making her scrape my feet. Also, I don't like somebody weird touchin my feet."

by Nastina August 31, 2005