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Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"

Tailed Beast Bomb 

When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.
friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"

Fire Phoenix Jutsu 

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"

Fire Phoenix Jutsu 

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'