Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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Boruto

Most annoying mf in his own show, little mong needs to show some respect to our boy Naruto. Also the prick needs to sort out his hair, ugly sh#t.
Friend 1: boruto pisses me off sooo much
Friend 2: innit
Friend 3: yep
Friend 4: agreed
by naruto_dictionary April 06, 2021
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Thunderclap Arrow

When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.
Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"
by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021
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