nappy pappy's definitions

Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

santaclausification

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent

Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008