Definitions by nappy pappy

Nigger Run

The act of going down to the ghetto, grabbing a couple of niggers, putting them into one's trunk, and driving to Alabama to sell them to some redneck pig fuckers for use as forced labor on their cotton farms

Shit, man, I'm out of crack money. Looks like I'm going to have to go on another nigger run.

Nigger Run by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

redneck pig fuckers 

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

redneck pig fuckers by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

santaclausification 

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent

Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

santaclausification by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

jellyfish 

N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.

Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.

jellyfish by nappy pappy April 27, 2008