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cotch

Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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circle jerks

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.
After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.
by Napoleon Bonerhard August 16, 2007
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Brazilian Girls

Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
by Napoleon Bonerhard July 12, 2007
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shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.
Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
by napoleon bonerhard November 9, 2012
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