secret pretend boyfriend

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!

by myth ookami July 10, 2011

baby fear

The prodigious fear of babies.

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.

by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010