1 definition by myster ehu
A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora....
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer.
(He dies 30 mins. later)
(He dies 30 mins. later)
by myster ehu July 2, 2009