Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
by my pet tit October 22, 2011
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