my pet tit's definitions

chabber

An individual (typically a ginger) who distributes dildos in large quantities.

Abraham: "Hey, where'd you get that dildo?"

Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."

by my pet tit November 28, 2013

apple crisp

Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.

Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.

by my pet tit October 22, 2011

Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011