3 definitions by my pet tit
During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
by my pet tit August 26, 2011
Abraham: "Hey, where'd you get that dildo?"
Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."
Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."
by my pet tit November 29, 2013
Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
by my pet tit October 22, 2011