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Herman Cain

Verb - Doing something incredibly self destructive in order to appease the ego of your narcissistic cult leader, even if it costs your own life.

Mitch McConnell decided not to Herman Cain himself and stayed away from the 2020 Republican National Convention Trump White House Speech that ended up killing 27 people.

Herman Cain by my imagination keels over August 27, 2020

Trodified 

Something that is so banged up it appears to have been trod upon repeatedly.

That bitches face is trodified.

Trodified by my imagination keels over October 16, 2008