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idc.lapis 

A mf who can’t miss, he literally lacks the capability to miss. His doctor diagnosed him with “cannot-miss-syndrome” when he was only 6 years old.
“Mrs. Lapis, I’m afraid to tell you this but it seems your son idc.lapis can’t miss”

Sharkshot 

SG-CQB
SG-CQB is a shotgun in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege but call it Sharkshot because that shit eats you alive

Pachi helicopter 

when one opens a packet of liquid and spin around with it facing outward and spattering on someone else