mushroom stamper's definitions

Mebound

A portmanteau of me and rebound. The act of a basketball player fielding their own rebound after missing their own shot or layup. A mebound is a sarcastic criticism of a player’s inflated rebound stats, since every mebound requires a missed attempt on the basket by the awarded player.

Angel Reese had a double double last night, but 75% of her rebounds were mebounds, some of which included three consecutive bricks by Reese in as many seconds.

by Mushroom Stamper May 26, 2025

Eskimo Twins

When two men become Eskimo Brothers by having sex with the same chick at the same time.

Dude, I can't believe we DP'd that chick! You know what that makes us? Eskimo Twins!

by Mushroom Stamper April 9, 2015

Eskimo Brothers-In-Law

When two guys each have sex with a different full blooded sister.

what's up Joe, I just banged Becky. Really? I banged her sister! That makes us Eskimo brothers-In-Law!

by Mushroom Stamper April 9, 2015

mushroom stamp

When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.

'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"

by mushroom stamper January 4, 2009