mrzero's definitions

Backup Dick

When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.

Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?

by MrZero May 5, 2009

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

by MrZero March 18, 2011

HOV

Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.

I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!

by MrZero September 20, 2011