mrbruceman's definitions
To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
by mrbruceman February 6, 2012
Get the wank into oblivionmug. A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
Get the stretchermug. The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
Get the Shirt-bombmug.