mrbruceman's definitions

Airplane Sticker

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.

Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

wank into oblivion

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above

Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...

by mrbruceman February 6, 2012

Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

by mrbruceman November 18, 2017