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Definitions by mrbruceman

Airplane Sticker 

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping
Airplane Sticker by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

Shirt-bomb 

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
Shirt-bomb by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

cotton bullets 

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.
Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag
cotton bullets by mrbruceman January 11, 2009