The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
Get the Shirt-bomb mug.A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
Get the stretcher mug.To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
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