Definitions by mr pimpernell

sweaty betty 

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.

bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!

sweaty betty by mr pimpernell May 17, 2015

Doing a Bob 

one who has lax tongue muscles and their tongue just "flops" out of their mouth or they keep poking their tongue in and out of their mouth in rapid succession.

doing a bob tongue muscle Doing a Bob

Doing a Bob by mr pimpernell March 8, 2015

spot of shame 

when some trackie clad youth goes for a piss and doesn't shake the drips off their ol' boy properly and a ring of piss appears in the crotch area of their trackies.

"he must have just had a piss, look at that Spot Of Shame"

spot of shame by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

blue eared elephant 

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

blue eared elephant by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

cubi wee 

when a solitary bloke is peeing at the urinal trough and the next bloke to come in opts for the cubicle to take a pee rather than pee next to the bloke at the urinal.

"he must have a small penis he's having a cubi wee"

cubi wee by mr pimpernell January 3, 2014

smash the pan 

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

smash the pan by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013