blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

sweaty betty

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.

bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!

by mr pimpernell May 17, 2015

cubi wee

when a solitary bloke is peeing at the urinal trough and the next bloke to come in opts for the cubicle to take a pee rather than pee next to the bloke at the urinal.

"he must have a small penis he's having a cubi wee"

by mr pimpernell January 03, 2014

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Doing a Bob

one who has lax tongue muscles and their tongue just "flops" out of their mouth or they keep poking their tongue in and out of their mouth in rapid succession.

doing a bob tongue muscle Doing a Bob

by mr pimpernell March 08, 2015

spot of shame

when some trackie clad youth goes for a piss and doesn't shake the drips off their ol' boy properly and a ring of piss appears in the crotch area of their trackies.

"he must have just had a piss, look at that Spot Of Shame"

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014