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dick sneeze guard
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A facial visor for the
purpose
of protecting the
facial area
from an
ejaculation
.
Jenny wore a
dick sneeze
guard in
order
to protect her face from Carson's
ejaculation
.
dick sneeze guard
by
mr johan
January 13, 2009
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