2 definitions by mpet

yogababble

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.

That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?

by mpet September 28, 2019

cocket

A rocket that looks like a dick (i.e., Jeff Bezos's rocket)

Jeff got to ride his cocket into space.

by mpet July 24, 2021