mothers penis's definitions

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Bret

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

rapeunzel

A child molester

guy: son you better hide from rapeunzel it’s not safe out there with her on the loose
son: but i want to, what if i like it

by mothers penis April 1, 2020